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Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Blue/Yellow Marble Vinyl. Limited to 150 copies.
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edition of 150
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Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Classic Black!
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lyrics
My life a stolen picture, like some movie on a TV
I’m a fifty gallon drum of ass whooping fiction!
I’m a monster truck attraction,
a roadside religion!
My life’s a schizophrenic version
of a psychedelic vision, hey-hey!
Living in the Lost Hills on a sustenance of cheap thrills
he was killed in a dispute over pumpkins.
In a sordid revelation, the neighbor told the nation…
My life a stolen picture, a movie on a TV
I’m a fifty gallon drum of ass whooping fiction!
I’m a monster truck attraction,
a roadside religion!
My life’s a schizophrenic version
of a psychedelic vision, hey-hey!
The woods and then the fire, her vision of desire
was a tin shack with a head high stack of burning tires.
They got the plastic guitars, the misdirected stars
the dopey bimbo barflies with the mopey muscle car guys.
Between the snow jobs and the blow jobs got no natural defenses.
We got the shit we got the fan, hey turn that knob the fun commences!
Yeah my life’s a stolen picture look at me I’m on your TV!
I’m a phony in transmission, let me be your funky DJ hey-hey!
Well I don’t know. I was just standing there when it came walking out of the woods—
You know upright like a man. And it was covered with hair, you like fur, and smelled real bad
Like a skunk or something and I don’t know I could be wrong, but I think it was a Sasquatch!
I’d swear it was a Sasquatch. I shook hands with that Sasquatch. And that sucker looked me square in the eye and he said, “oooh-ah-ah, ooooh-ah-ah, ooooh-ah-ah oooooh!”
Give us spider web addictions, slap the geek with his afflictions.
Let us hack the rope of goodness with the axe of contradictions!
Between the glitter and the lies, behind the layers of disguise
the lame have seeing eyes my friends, the blind sail through the skies.
Beneath the Alabama Chrome there lies the heresy of Rome!
Son, there ain’t no highway home so cleave the marrow from the bone,
then from the darkness deep within smell the sweet perfume of sin,
as you set the fuse to burn and watch the learning curve a turn
(Bending and a torquing and a twerking and a twisting,
I’m sending you my love,
my life’s a movie like a western!
My life a stolen picture, a movie on a TV
I’m a fifty gallon drum of ass whooping fiction!
REPEAT hey-hey!
supported by 13 fans who also own “Misfit's Jubilee”
ALBUM OF THE YEAR, easily.
effortlessly on a par with X's vintage catalogue, "Alphabetland" is a solid testimony of a band as vibrant, creative and urgent as ever. Honestly, it's THAT good. Strongly recommended. ramblinerikk
